Hide & Seek

Things you will usually (if not always) find in a restaurant:

1) Drama
2) A drunk guest
3) A drunk employee
4) Lists that never get done
5) Empty boxes (if you're moving, have your friend save them for you!)
6) Someone who speaks very little (if none at all) English
7) Lovers
8) Plenty of sharp knives. So be nice to the kitchen and waitstaff.
9) Little children screaming at their parents
10) An explosion of crumbs and ground in noodles into the floor once the screaming children and stressed-out parents have left
11) Servers left phone numbers instead of a tip (oh the stories)
12) Enough cigarettes in the coat room to feed your addiction for half a year
13) Haters (see # 7)
14) A shortage of salt and pepper shakers/grinders (because guests have and more often than not act upon the urge to take them as "souvenirs")
15) Guests who think their server will not realize these salts and peppers are missing after they have left

And the list goes on and on...